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the undying lands
チキンラーメンCM 「かまたまの歌 篇」 30秒 / 新垣結衣 (by 日清食品グループ公式チャンネル)

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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littlelimpstiff14u2:

These stunning photographs, which look like a glorious late evening sky with dashes of pink and purple, are actually pictures of Japan’s largest wisteria (or wistaria, depending on whom you ask) plant.

This plant, located in Ashikaga Flower Park in Japan, is certainly not the largest in the world, but it still comes in at an impressive 1,990 square meters (or half an acre) and dates back to around 1870 (the largest, at about 4,000 square meters, is the wisteria vine in Sierra Madre, California). Although wisterias can look like trees, they’re actually vines. Because its vines have the potential to get very heavy, this plant’s entire structure is held up on steel supports, allowing visitors to walk below its canopy and bask in the pink and purple light cast by its beautiful hanging blossoms.

Image credits: Takao Tsushima

nanoochka:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

metal

iguanamouth:

oh

pyreo:

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

dadspy:

*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi 

shitshilarious:

Surprise Surprise

you better recognize

you might not like what you see

but its so good for your eyes

I’m a root of all evil

you just the root of all whack

My rhymes are locking you up

cuz Orange is the new Black

perlockholmes:

vantasass:

skeetbucket:

A fork, knife, and spoon all in one
Chopsticks with a soup spoon
2013 we did it

YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE PART OF IT

do you want to know how I got these scars?

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

image

dcgcharlie:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

Wii wii

Castle Mote Sakura, Himeji (by Ippei & Janine Naoi)

xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle