valinor
the undying lands

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

miggylol:

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Ant-Man

   

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Track: Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Artist: Eurythmics
with 761 plays

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

liztrade:

stoneandbloodandwater:

iincantatem:

Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years.

He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what James meant to Sirius. Dumbledore was a…

"Only Cat."He gave her a short, sharp shove.

Me: am I mean?
Friend: yes
Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

gothamart:

Batman Eternal by Clay Mann

person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...